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Whore Your Home.
Can’t Pay Your Mortgage? Turn Your House Into An Ad
"The latest manifestation of the broken housing market and the thousands of homeowners who can’t afford their mortgage payments is an eye-grabbing advertising scheme from marketing company Brainiacs From Mars. If you let them paint your house like this…
… they’ll pay you up to $2,000 a month. Here’s the deal:
We’re looking for houses to paint. In fact, paint is an understatement. We’re looking for homes to
turn into billboards. In exchange, we’ll pay your mortgage every month for as long as your house remains painted.
Here are a few things we’re looking for. You must own your home. It cannot be rented or leased. We’ll paint the entire outside of the house, minus the roof, the windows and any awnings. Painting will take approximately 3 – 5 days. Your house must remain painted for at least one month and may be extended up to a year. If, for any reason, you decide to cancel after one month or if we cancel the agreement with you, we’ll repaint your house back to the original colors.
If you’re prepared to splash ads on your home just submit the application form below. You can post home photos on our Facebook page. For areas where ads aren’t permitted but painting is, no problem. If you can deal with bright colors and some aliens in your window then submit away."
Can’t Pay Your Mortgage? Turn Your House Into An Ad
"The latest manifestation of the broken housing market and the thousands of homeowners who can’t afford their mortgage payments is an eye-grabbing advertising scheme from marketing company Brainiacs From Mars. If you let them paint your house like this…
… they’ll pay you up to $2,000 a month. Here’s the deal:
We’re looking for houses to paint. In fact, paint is an understatement. We’re looking for homes to
turn into billboards. In exchange, we’ll pay your mortgage every month for as long as your house remains painted.
Here are a few things we’re looking for. You must own your home. It cannot be rented or leased. We’ll paint the entire outside of the house, minus the roof, the windows and any awnings. Painting will take approximately 3 – 5 days. Your house must remain painted for at least one month and may be extended up to a year. If, for any reason, you decide to cancel after one month or if we cancel the agreement with you, we’ll repaint your house back to the original colors.
If you’re prepared to splash ads on your home just submit the application form below. You can post home photos on our Facebook page. For areas where ads aren’t permitted but painting is, no problem. If you can deal with bright colors and some aliens in your window then submit away."
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