Cage Match

Where we take the most disgusting creatures of today and have them meet up with the most fearsome creatures of yesterday.

Fred Phelps, pastor of Westboro Baptist Church



vs Allosaurus


Long, long before the much more popular Tyrannosaurs of the late Cretaceous there was Allosaurus tearing it's way through the megafauna of the Jurassic period. As a matter of fact T Rex was stepping all over Allosaurous fossils that were far older at the time than T Rex fossils are today, or perhaps all this happened just a few centuries ago according to spectacularly stupid fundie Pastor Phelps. But it all doesn't matter because God Hates The Fags and having chunks of your body swallowed whole brings you that much closer to Jeebus.
So sorry Freddie.