Cage Fight

I was doing a little research into extinct ancient predators, having watched all the most excellent "Walking With" BBC series when it occurred to me that modern day fascist predators really have a free ride. So I thought I'd pair them up with animals of old and see how quickly they get torn limb from limb.

George W. Bush


vs Diatryma



Too bad for the luckless Faux Texan, the terror bird from 50 million years ago will easily run down and pick his fake republican bones clean. They didn't just pick up where the dinosaurs left off but ran with it for tens of millions of years in North and South America.
So sorry W.