"Stimulus" Dough To Pay For Empire's New Clothes

"The massive $900 billion stimulus bill making its way through Congress would require the feds to purchase up to 100,000 uniforms for the Transportation Security Administration and other Department of Homeland Security workers - a provision critics say won't do anything to spark the economy."

But the TSA just got spiffy new duds, why do it again?

"As TSA made its switch to crisp blue uniforms, a number of employees reported contracting skin rashes, red eyes and swollen lips, possibly resulting from formaldehyde that gets sprayed on the uniforms."