Long Deceased Emmanuel Goldstein Definitely Not Dead

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Taliban Leaders Say Press Reports Quoting a Commander as Saying the Al Qaeda Leader Is Dead Are Inaccurate BY

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"U.S. officials said earlier this week they did not consider the report of bin Laden's death credible."

Yes, Yes - , He's Still Alive Dammit!

"A Pakistani newspaper earlier this week quoted top Taliban leader Baitullah Mehsud as saying that bin Laden had passed. "The al Qaeda leader, Osama bin laden, is dead," said Mehsud, according to the Pakistan Daily newspaper. The report went on to say that a satellite television network had quoted a Taliban official as saying that bin Laden had died a quiet death after a serious lung complication."

BALDERDASH!

He's somwhere out there, ogling your sister and preparing to NUKE WASHINGTON!



Wait a minute! That's a still from Bethesda's game Fallout 3, not the terrorist mastermind's vision of successfull jihad, as SITE wanted you to believe!

BUT STILL -
we can rely on the FBI to catch the not dead Osama because surely he's on the 10 Most Wanted List!
For 9/11!
Not!