Friday, March 21, 2008

Finding New Ways To Strip You Of Your Dignity

A company has come up with the brilliant idea of having every person that flies put on a bracelet that "delivers debilitating shocks when remotely triggered."
The idea being if you get out of hand and threaten the flight somehow or the stewardesses don't like you flirting with them they can shock the ever loving shit out of you.

Air safety proposal: shock-bracelets controlled by flight attendants
"A method of providing air travel security for passengers traveling via an aircraft comprises situating a remotely activatable electric shock device on each of the passengers in position to deliver a disabling electrical shock when activated; and arming the electric shock devices for subsequent selective activation by a selectively operable remote control disposed within the aircraft. The remotely activatable electric shock devices each have activation circuitry responsive to the activating signal transmitted from the selectively operable remote control means. The activated electric shock device is operable to deliver the disabling electrical shock to that passenger."

Future pre-flight screening:



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