Monday, April 17, 2006

Interior Secretary Claims Golf Traps are "Wetlands"


"Really.

Thursday (March 30), Interior Secretary Gale Norton called a press conference to claim our long nightmare of wetlands loss had finally come to an end due to unprecedented gains since 1997 (click hear to read the report she cites). However, she then admitted much of that gain has been in artificially created ponds, such as golf course water hazards and farm impoundments.

The sporting community--from Ducks Unlimited to the Theodore Roosevelt Conservation Partnership--reacted quickly, and not favorably."

Field and Stream

In related news the lumber sections of all Home Depots are now woodlands and ketchup remains a vegetable in our nation's schools.

1 Comments:

Blogger Lesley said...

Salsa is also considered a veggie in NM schools. There is no end to the insanity.

18/4/06 5:13 AM  

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