Cage Fight

It's depressingly obvious that certain odious individuals in our midst make all of our lives as miserable as can be. So a certain gratification can be had by imagining them paired up with the most ferocious critters ever to walk the earth in an enclosed environment with no escape, as we see who gets torn to shreds and who has an easy meal.

Hillary Clinton



vs Thylacoleo



Meow. Australia' marsupial lion from about a million years ago would be a good matchup with the Hildabeast. But our mouthy and hypocritical SecState would be hard pressed to hold her own against Down Under's largest mammalian predator from that period of time.
Strikingly similar traits though - each have retractable claws that can be used at will as needed, especially when bringing down prey or doing Israel's bidding.
Tough luck, Hill.