Novelty Gift Idea For The Stinking Rich

Wallpaper your home with sheets of uncut currency.

"The Bureau of Engraving and Printing is proud to present the Series 2009 $1 Uncut Currency Sheets bearing the signatures of U.S. Treasury Secretary, Timothy Geithner and U.S. Treasurer, Rosie Rios."

Put them behind glass with the instructions "In case of emergency", or when hyperinflation hits keep them in the bathroom.