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"This is the dramatic moment a British team of scientists had a miraculous escape during an Arctic surveying expedition - when a huge ice crack opened - beneath their tents."
"Charlie Paton said: 'We heard a crack, a few bangs and then suddenly the ice started to break apart.
'It all happened very quickly and was unlike anything I've experienced before.'
His colleague Ann Daniels added: 'It happened during breakfast so the tent was full of equipment and our sledges were outside.
'We had to decide quickly which side of the crack we were going to try and stay on and quickly rescue all of the kit to ensure no lasting damage was sustained.'"