Synthetic Sweetheart

Inventor unveils $7,000 talking sex robot

"To some men, she might seem like the perfect woman: She's a willowy 5 feet 7 and 120 pounds. She'll chat with you endlessly about your interests. And she'll have sex whenever you please -- as long as her battery doesn't run out.
Meet Roxxxy, who may be the world's most sophisticated talking female sex robot. For $7,000, she's all yours.
"She doesn't vacuum or cook, but she does almost everything else," said her inventor, Douglas Hines, who unveiled Roxxxy last month at the Adult Entertainment Expo in Las Vegas, Nevada."

I mentioned these fake floozies last month:
"She's a companion. She has a personality. She hears you. She listens to you. She speaks. She feels your touch. She goes to sleep. We are trying to replicate a personality of a person."

But I don't know, that pseudo strumpet pictured above looks a little scary to me, like she's got her hands on her harlot hips, chewing me out. If I wanted a convenient courtesan I'd opt for a decidedly diminished demanding demeanor, perhaps like one of these less vocal virtual vixens:



With vexing venereal viruses, mock mistresses might be the wave of the future, however convenient concubines, before delivery, will definitely need to be developed to do the dishes.