Pros Want To Warm Up Climate Conference

Prostitutes Offer Free Climate Summit Sex...

"Copenhagen Mayor Ritt Bjerregaard sent postcards to city hotels warning summit guests not to patronize Danish sex workers during the upcoming conference. Now, the prostitutes have struck back, offering free sex to anyone who produces one of the warnings.

Copenhagen's city council in conjunction with Lord Mayor Ritt Bjerregaard sent postcards out to 160 Copenhagen hotels urging COP15 guests and delegates to 'Be sustainable - don't buy sex'.

"Dear hotel owner, we would like to urge you not to arrange contacts between hotel guests and prostitutes," the approach to hotels says.

Now, Copenhagen prostitutes are up in arms, saying that the council has no business meddling in their affairs. They have now offered free sex to anyone who can produce one of the offending postcards and their COP15 identity card, according to the Web site avisen.dk."

Because the brouhaha all started with a horny climatologist in the 1800s - The crisis that holds every nation in its thrall has the most unlikely origins

"It all began with a very depressed Swede. On Christmas Eve, 1894 – devastated by the collapse of his marriage to his lovely assistant, Sophia – Svante Arrhenius, a 35-year-old physicist, decided to take his mind off his troubles by tackling a complicated mathematical problem. So he sat down to work out what the effect of different amounts of carbon dioxide and other “greenhouse gases” would have on global temperatures.

The gigantic sum took him a year – he often laboured for 14 hours a day. He worked with an obsession worthy of many of the protagonists in today’s great global warming slanging match – which reached fever pitch this week after the publication of hacked emails from the University of East Anglia’s Climatic Research Unit.

By the end, Arrhenius had estimated that doubling the amount of the gas would cause global temperatures to rise by 5C-6C. Extraordinarily, that is almost exactly the conclusion reached by today’s scientists, armed with superfast supercomputers – which has led to the giant climate summit, to be attended by more than 100 heads of government, that opens in Copenhagen on Monday."