Thursday, December 24, 2009

Ken Lay Needs A Canasta Partner At His Swiss Chalet

Get set for another terribly unfortunate demise.

Bernie Madoff gets the vapors, is rushed to hospital

"BUTNER, N.C. – The federal Bureau of Prisons says dizziness and hypertension were responsible for the hospitalization of Bernard Madoff.
Spokeswoman Traci Billingsley says Madoff is being treated at a hospital at the Butner federal prison in North Carolina. The 71-year-old disgraced financier was moved there Friday.
Lawyer Ira Sorkin says Madoff has "had some dizzy spells and some high blood pressure."

police mugshot of soon-to-be-convenient-cadaver

added - no, not the vapors, he was savagely beaten
added - no, not a beating, he fell out of bed


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