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Church of Tiger Woods Closed Due to ‘Sins’ With ‘Sleazy Women’

"(ChattahBox)—The nearly decade old online “First Church of Tiger” Woods’ created to celebrate “the emergence of the ‘true’ messiah” is now closed for business, due to the messiah’s steep fall from grace. John Ziegler, a talk-show commentator and official Pastor of the over-the-top fan site devoted to Tiger’s status as the “chosen one” of golf, has decided Tiger is no longer worthy of his fanatical devotion, because of his recent and very public “transgressions” with “sleazy women.”
The heartbroken Ziegler has now changed the name of the site to The Damnation of Tiger Woods saying, Tiger “is no longer deserving of being seen as a role model or a hero.” And Ziegler has replaced his usual devotional posts extolling Tiger’s greatness with an attack so harsh, that it’s reverberating around the blogosphere, like the grating sound of accusatory church bells."

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