Monday, November 09, 2009

Searching For A More Appropriate Name

"The lies begin with the name itself. The bill is titled: Affordable Health Care for America Act.
In fact, the bill's primary purpose has absolutely nothing to do with providing "affordable health care." The purpose is to extract as much money as possible from "ordinary" Americans -- and to do so at the point of a gun (what do you think those financial penalties and even possible prison time are, if not a gun pointing directly at your head?) -- and shovel it directly to already-engorged insurance companies. Americans will be forced to buy insurance, which as we all know, many of us through deeply painful personal experience, has nothing whatsoever to do with health care. And Americans will be forced to spend money for largely useless insurance -- which insurance will often be entirely useless just when they need it most critically -- in amounts that may devastate them and their families.

How might we refashion the bill's title, in an attempt to render it just a bit more accurate? After all, we surely can agree that we should at least try to speak and write in ways that correspond to the facts in even a vague, approximate manner, if only from time to time. Hmm ... let's try this:

The Fuck You Act

No, in this case, that's not quite right, not quite complete. Ah, here we go:

The Fuck You and Making You Fuck Yourself with Threats of Destroying Your Life Act"

2 Comments:

Anonymous nick z said...

Excerpty from Uruknet article:

If you listened carefully to what almost every politician said during the last election campaign -- and I emphatically include what Obama and all leading Democrats said -- and if you understood what they were saying, you realized that they told you over and over again that they would fuck you in an endless variety of ways, until almost every last drop of your blood and almost every dollar you possess were gone. In their infinite kindness, they won't kill you, for they hope to extract still more from you, as your life and hope slowly ebb away.

Vampires by their own admission.

10/11/09 8:07 AM  
Blogger nolocontendere said...

Damn and shit that's ugly. And oh so true.

10/11/09 9:49 AM  

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