Love To See His Resume For This Job
Classy Gig For Ex-President
"Former President George W. Bush has signed up to be the "special guest speaker" for one of those traveling arena-size motivational speaker extravaganzas.
"Former President George W. Bush has signed up to be the "special guest speaker" for one of those traveling arena-size motivational speaker extravaganzas.
Bush's first "Get Motivated!" gig is next Monday in Fort Worth. He does a second one in December in San Antonio.
This is the same "business seminar" series that signed up Colin Powell, Rudy Giuliani and Steve Forbes. Laura Bush is also a speaker. The promoters promise:
Our world-renowned speakers appear LIVE ON-STAGE to provide you a full day of hundreds of proven ideas, formulas and success keys. GET MOTIVATED! is guaranteed to help you and your organization reach new heights of success. You'll be inspired, enlightened, motivated, trained and entertained by America's foremost success experts!
George W. Bush, one of "America's foremost success experts."
posted by nolocontendere at 5:41 AM
4 Comments:
George W. Bush, one of "America's foremost success experts."
Cheezus Christ on a crutch! We really are on Orwell Bizzaro World, aren't we?
There isn't anything the corpo-media won't spin, even obvious bullsh*t!
@ Nolo
Laura Bush is also a speaker.
>>>>>LOL motivational? Try bored to death with a monotone voice ;o)
“For one of those traveling arena-size motivational speaker extravaganzas.”
>>>>>>Yeah like this one, only insert Bush with all the mispronunciations:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ckcypjGby4
Bush Jr. Success Formula:
Be born into a family bloodline of corrupt digusting old men.
Have daddy bail you out at every misstep.
Have daddy's rich oil friends invest in your business ideas.
Get bailed out again.
Get appointed to governor.
Get appointed President by having all the right connections in the media and in gov't and the courts.
Go on vacation 50% of the time.
Have the real president behind the scenes.
Learn monkey speak.
Repeat.
Haha, have you folks no shame? Tsk tsk, defaming a former President. My my.
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