Tuesday, March 31, 2009

Catholic Weirdness

Vatican wants only virile, manly men priests.
Who still can't fuck.

Melbourne Catholic Church embraces testing to ID gay priests

"MELBOURNE'S Catholic Church has embraced a Vatican suggestion to test potential priests for sexual orientation. Those who "appear" gay will be banned.
The head of the Vatican committee that made the recommendations has made it clear celibate gays should also be banned because homosexuality is ‘‘a type of deviation’’."

6 Comments:

Blogger Devin said...

Thats too funny!!! "virile, manly priests who cant fuck" -best as always!!

1/4/09 1:51 AM  
Anonymous nick z. said...

Next thing they'll be promoting the idea that Jebus wasn't a pacifist, because pacifists act too gay!

1/4/09 8:56 AM  
Blogger nolocontendere said...

Truly schizoid about this sex business in church doctrine, from homophobia to denying urge to protecting pedophiles. Vatican collapse can't come soon enough for me.

1/4/09 9:36 AM  
Blogger Nina said...

homosexuality being a "deviant type" of behavior as opposed to, oh, say, molesting thousands of children and covering it up for decades.

1/4/09 4:29 PM  
Blogger nolocontendere said...

Up is down, black is white and bad is good. Jeebus wouldn't get in the front door, priests bless mercenary killers, money is everything and little boys are to be used as come rags.
Two Our Fathers and five Hail Maries.
There. All forgiven.

1/4/09 6:43 PM  
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