Saturday, January 03, 2009

Dropping Mail Off In A Hurry Will Now Get You Arrested

"Orange County Sheriff's Deputies responding to a reckless driving call Friday found an individual acting suspicious at the Dana Point Post Office. The man, who dropped off an envelope, was wearing rubber gloves at the time and was acting strange, according to postal workers. Deputies followed him to a nearby restaurant where he was detained.
According to Lt. Mark Levy, the man said he was in a rush to get to the post office before it closed. He said he had been doing yard work earlier and forgot that he was wearing the gloves."

2 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Somewhere in a cave in Pakistan or Afghanistan, a tall, thin, bearded man is laughing his ass off.

4/1/09 8:44 AM  
Blogger nolocontendere said...

I truly despise how we've become a nation of paranoid pussies, wetting our pants at the slightest hint of something happening outside our pampered hallucination of a warm and soft mommy state.

4/1/09 6:00 PM  

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