Obama Blasts McCain's 'Capacity For Dopiness"

Berlin - Referencing his rival's propensity to mouth campaign slogans obviously brainstormed by committee, likely democratic presidential nominee Barack Obama continued to campaign for German votes with his wife, Jackie O. His next European stop will be Paris, France.

Meanwhile John McCain, fresh from his triumphal appearance in front of a sedate crowd of dozens at a German restaurant in Columbus, Ohio, plans to speak at Pierre's, a French bistro in Poughkeepsie, New York. At that venue he'll unleash his new accusation of Obama's "voracity for foolishness".