The Incredible Threat Alert Jesus
This incredible invention receives signals directly from the Dept. of Homeland Security anywhere within the continental US and changes color the moment the national threat is updated.
No more anxiety! No more need for breaking news to tell you what you need to know NOW!
This beautifully sculpted figurine is molded out of high impact plastic and comes with full instructions. Requires two 'AA' size batteries (not included). Get one for every room in your house - Evenworks in your car!
Now you and your family can be safe and have piece of mind knowing the Son of God is eternally vigilant.
posted by nolocontendere at 11:57 PM
2 Comments:
Ha! Love the special offer on the Web site - buy two and get a vinyl covered Bible and special reading light! So when you are crouched in your closet during a terror attack you can see the holy words! They thought of everything...
Oh those extians, divinely inspired!
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