Cage Matchup

In that we pit the psychopathic behavior of the worst people in the world against ferocious animals from earth's history with greatly anticipated results.

Henry Kissinger


vs Andrewsarchus Mongoliensis


Andrew who? you might exclaim.
This beast prowled the earth during the eocene epoch roughly 40 million years ago, was probably over six feet high at the shoulder, probably weighing over a ton and curiously enough probably had hooves. All this conjecture is because everything that's known about it comes from a single fossilized skull minus the jaw.
But what a skull - over three feet long and filled with gigantic teeth, it's believed to have been the largest mammalian predator ever, meaning it would have been a very poor choice as a house pet. About the same logic as Kissinger getting the Nobel Peace Prize in 1973.
So sorry Hank.