Cage Fight

When psychopathic humans are suddenly face to face with reality from long ago, with disastrous results for them and much to our great satisfaction.

Michael Bloomberg



vs Albertosaurus



NY Mayor Bloomberg, meet your opponent tonight, Albertosaurus, a most fearsome creature from the late Cretaceous that was a smaller Tyrannosaur badass gangbanger who probably hunted in packs. We know that your public perception relies upon absolute control over media presentation and there's a razor's edge to walk between looking like a viable politician or looking like a flat out fascist criminal. But Albertosaurus doesn't have such refined distinctions and needs lunch.
So sorry Mike.