Mr Sunshine Says It's All OK

Right out of the Bush mob "go shopping" playbook.

Obama sees light ahead for oil-damaged Gulf Coast

"In a newly optimistic tone, President Barack Obama promised Monday that "things are going to return to normal" along the stricken Gulf Coast and the region's fouled waters will be in even better shape than before the catastrophic BP oil spill."

Obama Says Gulf Coast Seafood Safe to Eat caution, Faux Neurotoxins

"President Barack Obama sought to reassure nervous diners during his trip to the coastal town of Theodore, Alabama Monday that seafood from the Gulf of Mexico is as tasty and safe as it ever was, despite the ever expanding oil spill blanketing the area."