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Emergency rescue effort is launched for teen sailor Abby Sunderland

"A rescue effort has been launched in hope of finding Abby Sunderland, 16, who set off her emergency beacon locating devices from the southern Indian Ocean early this morning.

Sunderland, who had been attempting to sail around the world alone, endured multiple knockdowns in 60-knot winds Thursday before conditions briefly abated.

However, her parents lost satellite phone contact early this morning and an hour later were notified by the Australian Coast Guard that both of Sunderland's EPIRB satellite devices had been activated."

Too bad if it's true, but how utterly convenient for the corrupt news networks, the corrupt administration, the ziofascists and BP.