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Osama bin Laden is 'alive, well, and hunting falcons in Iran', documentary claims

"Osama bin Laden is alive and well and living in luxury in Iran, it is claimed."

Ahmadinejad: 'Osama bin Laden is living in Washington'

"Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, Iran's President, has denied reports that Osama bin Laden is in Tehran and insisted that the al-Qaeda leader is, in fact, in the US capital of Washington."