Tale Of Two Trigs
Muck dug up from last years Palin Pregnancy Perfidy, with a suitably macabre twist.
"On April 18, 2008, Palin gave birth to a baby named Trig Paxson Van Palen. This baby was a Mongoloid and when it was dragged around by the Palin family as a sort of electioneering prop, its face was always turned away from questing TV cameras and for good reason. Little Trig’s face was, to be very polite, not appealing and so it was always carried with its face against whichever parent was displaying it.
At a tragic point, not yet disclosed, little Trig died at the Palin’s home in Wasilla, Alaska (advanced Mongoloids do not live very long lives) and after some consultation with political advisors, who viewed the baby as a political asset, was privately buried in the back yard of the Governor’s home.
This tragedy was increased when the neighbor’s Rottweiler, Guenther, apparently dug up the baby’s remains and when neighbors saw the dog running down the street with its dreadful prize clamped in its jaws, law enforcement and animal control people were called. After a wild chase and the use of tranquilizer darts, the dog was asleep on the sidewalk and the horrified officials were left with the half-eaten remains. These would have normally been turned over to the county medical examiner but the Governor’s rank and political aspirations resulted in a reburial. A bucket of cement was used to fill the hole dug out by Guenther (who later regained consciousness and was turned over to his owners with the instructions to not ever let him out of the house again without a leash.)
The now-deceased baby was considered such a political asset (“Brave mother keeps Mongoloid!”) that on July 2, 2008, an ‘FAO Schwarz Baby and Layette Set’ was purchased by a member of the Republican National Committee, Nancy Grobman, for $169.99 from the toy store in New York at 5th Avenue and 58th Steeets, and turned over to Palin staff members.
Therefore, what the public sees pushed against Palin family members at political rallies, is a very lifelike doll which, like the original Trig, never makes a movement or issues a cry.
By 2010 and the next Presidential elections, if he had lived, Trig would be two years old and considerably larger than anything available from FAO Schwarz. The next step would be to find a smallish department store window dummy and try to lug that around or, and most probably, the story would be put out that a pack of vengeful wolves attacked him in his playpen and ate him without relish or salt. A magnificent state funeral would follow and Palin could wear black for the rest of her anticipated campaign."
I was interested in the controversy last year when Governer Gidget was on the campaign but a constant tsunami of trailer trash stunts has left me uncaring. I'm convinced that she never had that child but the media dropped the ball last year in not exposing her Big Lie. The whole sorry crew got away with it and paying attention to their zany antics is pointless, however Gryphen does a good job with yet new inconsistencies.
h~t to Gary at Covert History
"On April 18, 2008, Palin gave birth to a baby named Trig Paxson Van Palen. This baby was a Mongoloid and when it was dragged around by the Palin family as a sort of electioneering prop, its face was always turned away from questing TV cameras and for good reason. Little Trig’s face was, to be very polite, not appealing and so it was always carried with its face against whichever parent was displaying it.
At a tragic point, not yet disclosed, little Trig died at the Palin’s home in Wasilla, Alaska (advanced Mongoloids do not live very long lives) and after some consultation with political advisors, who viewed the baby as a political asset, was privately buried in the back yard of the Governor’s home.
This tragedy was increased when the neighbor’s Rottweiler, Guenther, apparently dug up the baby’s remains and when neighbors saw the dog running down the street with its dreadful prize clamped in its jaws, law enforcement and animal control people were called. After a wild chase and the use of tranquilizer darts, the dog was asleep on the sidewalk and the horrified officials were left with the half-eaten remains. These would have normally been turned over to the county medical examiner but the Governor’s rank and political aspirations resulted in a reburial. A bucket of cement was used to fill the hole dug out by Guenther (who later regained consciousness and was turned over to his owners with the instructions to not ever let him out of the house again without a leash.)
The now-deceased baby was considered such a political asset (“Brave mother keeps Mongoloid!”) that on July 2, 2008, an ‘FAO Schwarz Baby and Layette Set’ was purchased by a member of the Republican National Committee, Nancy Grobman, for $169.99 from the toy store in New York at 5th Avenue and 58th Steeets, and turned over to Palin staff members.
Therefore, what the public sees pushed against Palin family members at political rallies, is a very lifelike doll which, like the original Trig, never makes a movement or issues a cry.
By 2010 and the next Presidential elections, if he had lived, Trig would be two years old and considerably larger than anything available from FAO Schwarz. The next step would be to find a smallish department store window dummy and try to lug that around or, and most probably, the story would be put out that a pack of vengeful wolves attacked him in his playpen and ate him without relish or salt. A magnificent state funeral would follow and Palin could wear black for the rest of her anticipated campaign."
I was interested in the controversy last year when Governer Gidget was on the campaign but a constant tsunami of trailer trash stunts has left me uncaring. I'm convinced that she never had that child but the media dropped the ball last year in not exposing her Big Lie. The whole sorry crew got away with it and paying attention to their zany antics is pointless, however Gryphen does a good job with yet new inconsistencies.
h~t to Gary at Covert History
posted by nolocontendere at 7:26 PM
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Do a little research. That isn't a permanent ear malformation. That is just soft cartilage on a premature infant that has been temporarily squished while in the womb or traveling through the birth canal. This is even common on babies born at term; the cartilage hardens up and regains it's intended shape during the first few weeks after birth.
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