Airline Travel Just Got A Little More Insulting
Airline asks passengers to pee before boarding
"A JAPANESE airline has started asking passengers to use the toilet before boarding to reduce aircraft weight.
All Nippon Airways has announced that “loo monitors” will be positioned by the boarding gates in terminals to ask waiting passengers to relive themselves before entering the aircraft.
The airline believes that empty bladders will equal lighter passengers, which will mean lighter aircraft and therefore a reduction in fuel use, Japan’s NHK television reports.
All Nippon Airways began the strange policy on October 1 as an experiment, which will last one month."
posted by patootie at 10:56 PM
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Well now, your post only covers "number ones" Over here in Ireland we are covering "number ones AND number twos" in our cutbacks, see here LOL:
Pupils in a Co Cork school are being asked to bring their own toilet paper to school to help offset funding cutbacks.
The letter, dated October 1, reads: "Dear parent. From time to time we will request your daughter to bring in a toilet roll to her class teacher. These rolls will be specifically for your daughter's class and will be dispensed by the class teacher. We would also request that your daughter has tissues in her sack at all times. This is due to cutbacks.
http://www.belfasttelegraph.co.uk/news/education/pupils-told-to-bring-own-toilet-paper-to-school-14522449.html
So even the cost of making "number ones and number twos" are going up worldwide. Soon we will be forced to stop eating and drinking.........
Imagine how the teachers feel having to 'issue tissue' for the potty among their other duties?
The global elite are having fun making the world a joke!
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