Nonsensical Waste To Keep You Occupied

As we hurtle over the cliff with psychos at the wheel, we'll be treated to tons of incoherent and unnecessary diversion like this.

Chinese bride wears 2.2km dress

"A Chinese bride has attempted to break the world record for the longest wedding dress by walking down the aisle in a 2,162m-long (7,083ft) gown.
Lin Rong's dress was made for her by her husband-to-be, Zhao Peng, and his family in eastern Jilin province.
It took their 200 wedding guests three hours to unroll the fabric and decorate the train with 9,999 silk roses.
Mr Zhao's mother said she knew her son was trying to express his love, but she thought the dress was a waste of money."