Phony Ass Cowboy Abandons Fake Ranch

That Crawford "ranch" was always just a set piece, a stage prop that never meant shit to the war mongering psychopath. The place was built in 2000 and was meant for the punk to move into exactly the moment they stole the election - the construction completion day was Nov 7, 2000 - election day.

The place was never really a ranch - it's a 10,000 square foot mansion that the Bushes got a special sweet deal on. Even the construction costs were a special bargain. No horsies there, apparently the little shit is scared of them, and only a few cattle, apparently for more window dressing. At one time it used to be a pig farm so nothing really changed. As a matter of fact the town of Crawford is pretty much a fake also; the chamber of commerce didn't exist until after the "ranch"was done. The whole point of the lie was to sucker the mouthbreathers into thinking the runt had roots to the land, and the media went right along with the PR garbage.

But it's par for the course for the swine whose entire life has been a total lie. He is and has always been an elite preppy punk from New England, as much a real christian as a real teetotaler. Now that it's apparent he may vacate the white house, he's discarding the ruse for an environment more suited to his tastes, a two million buck estate in Dallas, in an area which just recently didn't much like people of color:

"Until 2000, the neighborhood association's covenant said only white people were allowed to live there, though an exception was made for servants."

People near the sick fuck's new digs don't seem to be thrilled at the prospect of a mass murderer moving in - New Bush Neighbor In Dallas: I'm Afraid "The Whole Neighborhood Is Going To Be A Target"
Probably with good reason considering his criminal past.
Maybe it's a good thing the Bushistas also bought that land down in South America so they'll have somewhere to go. As a matter of fact a lot of Crawfordians never liked having the scumbag there in the first place.