Who Knew You Could Get Pregnant By Reading Liberal Blogs?
Jeebus, where is Jerry Springer? Alaskan trailer trash scandals are now republican values on meth and this is supposed to be the party of moral integrity? The adults are back? What?
It seems all that evidence that Veep designate Palin never was preggers and that her daughter Bristol was really the mother of the new baby in the house was supposed to be defenestrated by announcing that Bristol wasn't pregnant then, but is now. Five months along. So she couldn't possibly have been the mother as we suspected. Meaning Palin actually had that birth. Well.
This is all so crazily hallucinatory I have to use a bullet list.
* The speed with which this all transpired is certifiably mind bending. Plucking this wildly incompetent woman and her baggage literally out of the wilderness and making her front and center on the world stage was a shock. This was a calculated move to be sure, but by whom?
*a. It was a dumb ass ploy by McSame handlers thinking that it would attract disaffected Hillary supporters. Hey, a woman's a woman, right?
*b. She was selected by total idiots as a hail mary pass out of desperation to save a train wreck of a campaign, not very likely.
*c. Picking her was a chess move by strategists to discredit a sick old man who can't be installed as president and replace him with new blood, a sure fire way to hog the limelight in the crucial days before theDiebold Premier selection process.
* In the hours after announcing her designation, bloggers began to dig up reams of derogatory information about Palin, including Babygate, that repug strategists seemed to overlook.
*a Or did they? (see *c above)
*b It also could be that Babygate was a carefully laid trap to suck opposition into concentrating on her possible birth deception over the weekend, only to announce yet another bombshell about the daughter's current pregnancy, thereby destroying the opposition once and for all. We all have to make up our own minds and from the evidence, to me this woman isn't the mother, her daughter is.
*c For the first time in my memory the vile MSM broke a story that was directly attributable to blogging's influence. Palin's daughter's supposed bun in the oven was disclosed to counter bloggers who claim the governor's pregnancy was faked.
* Forget moral scolding from Jeebus twits. In a sudden reversal, announcing your seventeen year old daughter is expecting out of wedlock should now be joyously celebrated.
*a This certainly discredits Mrs Palin's position on sex education - "Explicit sex ed programs will not find my support."
*b Why have sudden pregnancy announcements become the new Family Value?
* All right, all right, let's for a moment believe the spinmeisters and young Bristol is presently renting out the guest room. Would't that mean she was, um, having intimate relations while in the midst of a raging case of mononucleosis?
*a About that debilitating case of kissing disease that supposedly kept her out of school for anywhere from 5 - 7 months. Apparently she was up and pretty active while she was supposedly sick. "Bristol Palin has gotten two traffic tickets in the past 15 months, according to Alaska court records. She was stopped for speeding in June 2007 and ticketed for failure to exercise "due caution" in February 2008."
The list of smarmy incongruities with all this could fill a book, like the apparently hidden hand of control behind the scenes. If Palin is being duplicitous about being pregnant it says quite a bit about her integrity and the ability to hold office. But it actually would fit the republican mold, where a 'do as I tell you but not what I do' mentality rules.
There's just one thing about this whole mess that makes me wonder. If Palin pretended to be pregnant to cover for her daughter, and I think the evidence is right there for anyone to see, it meant keeping her condition secret was of great importance, for whatever reason. But joyously telling the world now that she's supposedly pregnant is a fine thing to do. The hypocrisy overwhelms.
Watch how CBS shills for the repugs by feigning concern over all those poor seventeen year old mothers to be out there, and especially how they show that old picture of Bristol with the burgeoning belly while referencing the supposed current pregnant condition.
It seems all that evidence that Veep designate Palin never was preggers and that her daughter Bristol was really the mother of the new baby in the house was supposed to be defenestrated by announcing that Bristol wasn't pregnant then, but is now. Five months along. So she couldn't possibly have been the mother as we suspected. Meaning Palin actually had that birth. Well.
This is all so crazily hallucinatory I have to use a bullet list.
* The speed with which this all transpired is certifiably mind bending. Plucking this wildly incompetent woman and her baggage literally out of the wilderness and making her front and center on the world stage was a shock. This was a calculated move to be sure, but by whom?
*a. It was a dumb ass ploy by McSame handlers thinking that it would attract disaffected Hillary supporters. Hey, a woman's a woman, right?
*b. She was selected by total idiots as a hail mary pass out of desperation to save a train wreck of a campaign, not very likely.
*c. Picking her was a chess move by strategists to discredit a sick old man who can't be installed as president and replace him with new blood, a sure fire way to hog the limelight in the crucial days before the
* In the hours after announcing her designation, bloggers began to dig up reams of derogatory information about Palin, including Babygate, that repug strategists seemed to overlook.
*a Or did they? (see *c above)
*b It also could be that Babygate was a carefully laid trap to suck opposition into concentrating on her possible birth deception over the weekend, only to announce yet another bombshell about the daughter's current pregnancy, thereby destroying the opposition once and for all. We all have to make up our own minds and from the evidence, to me this woman isn't the mother, her daughter is.
*c For the first time in my memory the vile MSM broke a story that was directly attributable to blogging's influence. Palin's daughter's supposed bun in the oven was disclosed to counter bloggers who claim the governor's pregnancy was faked.
* Forget moral scolding from Jeebus twits. In a sudden reversal, announcing your seventeen year old daughter is expecting out of wedlock should now be joyously celebrated.
*a This certainly discredits Mrs Palin's position on sex education - "Explicit sex ed programs will not find my support."
*b Why have sudden pregnancy announcements become the new Family Value?
* All right, all right, let's for a moment believe the spinmeisters and young Bristol is presently renting out the guest room. Would't that mean she was, um, having intimate relations while in the midst of a raging case of mononucleosis?
*a About that debilitating case of kissing disease that supposedly kept her out of school for anywhere from 5 - 7 months. Apparently she was up and pretty active while she was supposedly sick. "Bristol Palin has gotten two traffic tickets in the past 15 months, according to Alaska court records. She was stopped for speeding in June 2007 and ticketed for failure to exercise "due caution" in February 2008."
The list of smarmy incongruities with all this could fill a book, like the apparently hidden hand of control behind the scenes. If Palin is being duplicitous about being pregnant it says quite a bit about her integrity and the ability to hold office. But it actually would fit the republican mold, where a 'do as I tell you but not what I do' mentality rules.
There's just one thing about this whole mess that makes me wonder. If Palin pretended to be pregnant to cover for her daughter, and I think the evidence is right there for anyone to see, it meant keeping her condition secret was of great importance, for whatever reason. But joyously telling the world now that she's supposedly pregnant is a fine thing to do. The hypocrisy overwhelms.
Watch how CBS shills for the repugs by feigning concern over all those poor seventeen year old mothers to be out there, and especially how they show that old picture of Bristol with the burgeoning belly while referencing the supposed current pregnant condition.
posted by nolocontendere at 9:16 PM
5 Comments:
I predict a "miscarriage" for poor Bristol.
We resonate, anon.
Why don't you study and attack her policies that she has enacted or backed while in office before resorting to her family life? No one is perfect and it seems to me that Obama has been allowed to slide on a lot of his personal choices.
I have taken a good look at her short, but very unimpressive train wreck in office, anon. That's a matter of public record and frankly so insignificant as qualification for high office it's hardly worth noting.
The big issue here is this pathetic attempt to transfer small town trailer trash politics to Washington. I really couldn't care less about who popped that baby out, but I care deeply about the lies and the blatant hypocrisy that's evidently surrounding this drama. Haven't you had enough of that shit by now?
As far as Obama goes I simply haven't seen, aside from his ugly acquiescence to zionist interests, much to care about. Yet.
There's a lesson for us all in the behavior of hypocrisy here. While I don't expect anything better from the republican party (or the other side of the coin) and while I can understand a mother's desire to lie like hell to protect her child (if this is indeed what is occuring), I notice the convenient amount of support from white bread americans who are sweeping it under the table as "oh, we all make mistakes" and "kids will be kids" and the like. If Palin had been a democrat? The sympathy and support would be non-existant from these folks. There would be a deluge of judgments.
Hence, this calls for our attention. Are we that caught up in political labels that we only assign our empathy when the title allows for it? THAT should be the REAL headline in this entire mess.
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