Thursday, August 14, 2008

The Trend Continues

China's General Secretary Replaced By More Photogenic Stand-In

"Beijing, CN | The Communist Party of China today introduced the man who will stand in for General Secretary Hu Jintao at all future public appearances. The less-attractive elder statesman will be replaced by 24-year-old professional underwear model Zheng Li Luo.

A statement from the National People's Congress explained the substitution is in the best national interest of China: "We must put the country first and project the right image. Our ruthless totalitarian dictators must appear to be flawless."


Anonymous abi said...

Thanks for a good laugh, Patootie.

15/8/08 5:12 AM  
Blogger nolocontendere said...

You know, I couldn't see the uncute-ness of the the little girl with the good voice. Did I miss something? She a hunchback?

15/8/08 6:03 AM  
Blogger Mad_Tinfoil_Hatter said...

Thats another creepy thing about the Chinese that the worthless western media are giving them a pass on. Their Nazi Germany-like obsession with physically perfect representatives of their "race". From what I can tell, the Chinese are every bit the racial supremacists the Germans were in the 1930s. But what the hell, there's a sale on Chinese-made googaws going on at Wal-mart, so who cares...

15/8/08 8:28 AM  
Blogger nolocontendere said...

You WILL assimilate or perish!

16/8/08 8:00 PM  

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