The Wisdom Of Dick Cheney As The Nation Vomits
Arguably the most repugnant individual in history to hold high office, Cheney, who charges $2100 for you to stand next to him for a picture, wants you to know a couple of things.
Cheney says America's economy is the 'envy of the world'
"In Northeast Philadelphia Thursday morning, Vice President Dick Cheney said that America's economy “remains the envy of the world,” and that a recent economic “slowdown” could have been much worse without President Bush's economic policies."
Cheney: Bagdad’s Disneyland-Style Amusement Park Is Evidence That Things Are Going ‘Swimmingly’ In Iraq
"Today, Vice President Cheney appeared on The Paul Gallow (sic) Show in Mississippi. During the interview, he and the host lamented the media’s alleged bias in its Iraq coverage, suggesting that they should cover more good news — such as the Disneyland-style amusement park being developed for Baghdad:
GALLOW: You know, I look at this, and every once in a while, we’ll see a story, Mr. Vice President, things like an amusement park opens in Iraq or in Baghdad, which is totally counter to what we’re hearing over here, as far as the marketplaces being open, the schools, and things such as that. But I saw a story several weeks ago about an amusement center maybe over there, and I’m thinking this is not what you get in today’s media.
CHENEY: No, that’s true. It’s — what gets covered obviously is bad news. That’s — you know, if everything is going swimmingly, then that’s not news, so it doesn’t get the kind of attention."
It's revealing that this pariah was in Mississippi to campaign for a Mississippi House seat. His handlers decided he had to make it look like he wasn't spending all his time in his bunker and probably no one else wanted him around. It's not like the candidate, Greg Davis, had much to lose by being seen with this walking stench down there in jeebusland, it's so thoroughly republican that Davis ran unopposed for mayor of Southaven.
Later Cheney appeared on a talk show so obscure that all the news reports misspell the host's name.
Cheney says America's economy is the 'envy of the world'
"In Northeast Philadelphia Thursday morning, Vice President Dick Cheney said that America's economy “remains the envy of the world,” and that a recent economic “slowdown” could have been much worse without President Bush's economic policies."
Cheney: Bagdad’s Disneyland-Style Amusement Park Is Evidence That Things Are Going ‘Swimmingly’ In Iraq
"Today, Vice President Cheney appeared on The Paul Gallow (sic) Show in Mississippi. During the interview, he and the host lamented the media’s alleged bias in its Iraq coverage, suggesting that they should cover more good news — such as the Disneyland-style amusement park being developed for Baghdad:
GALLOW: You know, I look at this, and every once in a while, we’ll see a story, Mr. Vice President, things like an amusement park opens in Iraq or in Baghdad, which is totally counter to what we’re hearing over here, as far as the marketplaces being open, the schools, and things such as that. But I saw a story several weeks ago about an amusement center maybe over there, and I’m thinking this is not what you get in today’s media.
CHENEY: No, that’s true. It’s — what gets covered obviously is bad news. That’s — you know, if everything is going swimmingly, then that’s not news, so it doesn’t get the kind of attention."
It's revealing that this pariah was in Mississippi to campaign for a Mississippi House seat. His handlers decided he had to make it look like he wasn't spending all his time in his bunker and probably no one else wanted him around. It's not like the candidate, Greg Davis, had much to lose by being seen with this walking stench down there in jeebusland, it's so thoroughly republican that Davis ran unopposed for mayor of Southaven.
Later Cheney appeared on a talk show so obscure that all the news reports misspell the host's name.
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