Tuesday, January 01, 2008

More Fascist Playthings

You have to wonder just who these weapons are intended for. Nah, forget the stupid question, of course these things are meant for us. Along with sound cannons, car zappers, and burn beams, now our masters can deploy a puke ray:

"Government-funded researchers are building a flashlight that makes people puke on command.

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The LED Incapacitator uses a range-finder to measure the distance to a target's eyes, Threat Level notes. Then it unleashes continually changing, multi-color light pulses that make the target feel bad -- really bad. The "effects, whose effectiveness depends on the person, range from disorientation to vertigo to nausea," according to Technology Review.
The trick isn't trying to figure out which light-pulse sequence will make people hurl. "
There’s one wavelength that gets everybody,” says Robert Lieberman, who along with his partner Vladimir Rubtsov, is developing the Incapicator for the Department of Homeland Security. “Vlad calls it the evil color.”

One would think that an obvious countermeasure would be some big old mirror type sunglasses, but one would still be delivering street pizzas with their super duper pulsating radio frequency weapon that can penetrate buildings.
Suggested name for our overlords' new toy? Radiation Application of Long Phase High energy, or RALPH.

The crowd control specialists perfect their goodies through rigorous testing.



3 Comments:

Blogger ericswan said...

It has to be yellow. Happy New World Order.

3/1/08 10:45 AM  
Blogger nolocontendere said...

Don't they love their toys?

3/1/08 1:57 PM  
Blogger Bpaul said...

Posse Comitatus where are you? Yikes

4/1/08 4:11 PM  

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