Re Those Behavior Detection Officers At Airports

When you've flown in the past did you/were you:

--Arrive late at night?
--Arrive early in the morning?
--One of first to deplane?
--One of last to deplane?
--Deplane in the middle?
--Use a one-way ticket?
--Use a round-trip ticket?
--Carry brand-new luggage?
--Carry a small gym bag?
--Travel alone?
--Travel with a companion?
--Act too nervous?
--Act too calm?
--Wear expensive clothing and gold jewelry?
--Wear black corduroys, white pullover shirt, loafers without socks?
--Wear dark slacks, work shirt, and hat?
--Wear brown leather aviator jacket, gold chain, hair down to shoulders?
--Wear loose-fitting sweatshirt and denim jacket?
--Walk rapidly through airport? --Walk aimlessly through airport?
--Fly in to Washington National Airport on the LaGuardia Shuttle?
--Have a white handkerchief in your hand?

Each one of these behaviors was upheld in a federal court as a reason to arrest someone at an airport.
Our overlords want to force us all into a surveillance society. Your intentions are supposedly determined by analyzing everything about you, and if the list above has any meaning, you're guilty no matter what the hell you do.