Thursday, July 12, 2007

Man Eating Badgers And Carp Who Love Corpses

Bombs, guns, gangs – now Basra falls prey to the monster badger

"British forces in Basra, blamed for a host of ills from militia turf wars to rising Iranian influence, are being held responsible for the latest danger to strike the city – a plague of giant man-eating badgers.
For weeks, the southern Iraqi city has been abuzz with talk of a bear-like monster stalking the suburbs and attacking livestock and humans alike. The appearance of the beasts close to the British military base at the airport has sparked rumours that soldiers released them to terrify the populace.
British officials were at a loss to explain the phenomenon until a local farmer caught and killed several of the animals, subsequently identified as honey badgers, a large, sharp-clawed mammal renowned as the world’s most fearless creature.
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Sattar Jabbar, a 50-year-old farmer, claimed to have seen the badger tackling prey many times its own size. “I saw it three days ago at night attacking animals. It even ate a cow. It tore the cow up piece by piece,” he said. “I tried to shoot it with my gun but it ran away into the orchards. I missed it,” he said."

River's abundance of corpses ruins Iraqis' appetite for carp

BAGHDAD – River fish are off the menu in Baghdad.Dead bodies frequently pulled from the River Tigris have dulled the Iraqi capital's appetite for masqouf, its popular dish of grilled carp, after it was reported that clerics had warned that the fish dined on rotting corpses.

Don't forget the giant camel spiders...

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8 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Those spiders are creepy. I heard a story that they even get into trees and go after birds. Might explain some of the losses in the bird population.

N. Z.

13/7/07 9:26 AM  
Blogger nolocontendere said...

Actually N.Z., I believe you're probably thinking of the Tigris tree dwelling musk badgers.

13/7/07 5:51 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well, nolocontendere, I think I was confusing it with an alternate reality, one with too many big spiders, zombies, and ogres. I visit them too often in my nightmares. It's only become worse since I've been denied cannabis for my anxiety and depression.

But I don't want to turn this into a delusional rant, so... all I can say is, I have seen some big spiders out there going after birds in trees and it ain't nice.

Nick Z.

17/7/07 4:45 AM  
Anonymous tonimarie said...

creepers

16/11/09 10:16 PM  
Blogger DRO said...

Mushtaq Abdul-Mahdi, the director of Basra’s veterinary hospital, who inspected the corpses of several badgers, said they had long predated the arrival of foreign troops. Older Baswaris called the beast “the Garta” and scared naughty children with tales of the creature to get them to behave.

“Talk that this animal was brought by the British forces is incorrect and unscientific,” Mr Abdul-Mahdi said.

Man eating spiders as well as the man eating Badgers, must mean the troops are using use time machines to transpot them...

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Blogger DRO said...

Wierd stuff!

6/1/10 4:52 PM  
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