Tuesday, February 06, 2007

Reverend Ted Satisfies His Anxious, Swollen Congregation

Haggard Confirms He Was A Bottom

"The Rev. Ted Haggard emerged from three weeks of intensive counseling convinced he is "completely heterosexual" and told an oversight board that his sexual contact with men was limited to his accuser."

That erect, demanding, accuser. Thank jeebus Rev. Ted can go back to fleecing his flock.

4 Comments:

Blogger LesleyinNM said...

I wonder if he was healed from his meth use too?

6/2/07 5:54 PM  
Blogger nolocontendere said...

Good point. Jeebus sure works in
methterious ways.

6/2/07 7:35 PM  
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6/2/07 7:40 PM  
Blogger Rick Janes said...

Perhaps he's now shooting heroin and saltpeter - a 'slowball.'

I give it six months before he's caught on tape in some Denver hotel room, receiving a 'massage' from some burly stud with a crack pipe hanging out of his mouth. Smiley won't be able to help himself.

8/2/07 8:19 AM  

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