Somalia Descends Back Into Chaos

It's capital Mogadishu, with a population of a million well armed residents, looks like it's sliding back into anarchy and misery after the US backed Ethiopian invasion. With attacks on churches and indiscriminate killings it might just as well be patterned after the Baghdad model. The US resumed it's air strikes on 'fleeing terrorists' like the one murdering seventy goat herders two weeks ago, while reports suggest the american involvement is far more extensive than is being let on. Some sources say american soldiers have been captured in the south of the country.

But hey, it's all to the good, because just like Codpiece and his Most Excellent Iraqi Adventure, Ethiopia's US backed invasion was purely in self defense.