Lioness in Zoo Kills Man Who Invoked God

God has a sense of humor.

(Reuters) KIEV - A man shouting that God would keep him safe was mauled to death by a lioness in Kiev zoo after he crept into the animal's enclosure, a zoo official said on Monday.
"The man shouted 'God will save me, if he exists', lowered himself by a rope into the enclosure, took his shoes off and went up to the lions," the official said.
"A lioness went straight for him, knocked him down and severed his carotid artery."


nice pussycat...

In a related issue, are your cats ready to learn about Jesus?



"People often ask me when they should teach the Good News to their housecats. I have but one answer: "What are you waiting for?"