Monday, September 19, 2005

From "The Onion":

Halliburton Gets Contract To Pry Gold Fillings From New Orleans Corpses' Teeth
September 14, 2005
Issue 41•37

HOUSTON—On Tuesday, Halliburton received a $110 million no-bid government contract to pry the gold fillings from the mouths of deceased disaster victims in the New Orleans-Gulf Coast area. "We are proud to serve the government in this time of crisis by recovering valuable resources from the wreckage of this deadly storm," said David J. Lesar, Halliburton's president. "The gold we recover from the human rubble of Katrina can be used to make fighter-jet electronics, supercomputer chips, inflation-proof A-grade investments, and luxury yachting watches."

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You know, when opinion polls show that support for precious leader and the cabal is tanking, when subjugated Iraq is rising up to expel the invaders, when a hurricane exposes the criminality of the psychopaths in Washington, what would any thinking person conclude a terrorist would do? That's right - nothing. Let's see what happens in the next few months.
And always, sometimes the firefighters are the arsonists themselves.

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