Just Bring It On You Cowardly Bastards

Quit treating us like those proverbial frogs in slowly heated water. We know exactly what you plan on doing, as a matter of fact we've known for a long time what your intentions were.
Tiny little mincing steps towards your ultimate ambitions don't cut the mustard any more. Hiding behind lofty words and phony grandeur and pretense that this still is a democratic republic is so 20th century, you lying fascist cretins. Get it on and get it over with because we're sick of being taunted and bullied 24/7 while you pretend to be our saviors.

Go ahead and start World War 3 you insane psychos. You've been threatening to do it for years, supposedly because Iran is so unstable and Mooslims are all about hating our freedoms and all that garbage. But there was always that one little problem that you never mention. The Iranians are a signator with the International Atomic Energy Agency and have allowed full access to their facilities, while insanely bellicose Israelis have not allowed IAEA inspections because they haven't signed international agreements but yet have a shitload of nuclear weapons. Ooops, can't talk about that, now can we?

Just dump your terror stupidity and admit everything you're doing is about your supposed control over us. Make everybody strip naked to get on a plane, bus or train and be done with it. You're doing it already, pervs.


Try to take our guns, shitbags. We know it's in the cards. What's the matter? Little too chary of the bloodbath that will definitely take place when you try, because we the people outnumber you thousands to one, you wimps?

Oh stop fucking around and collapse the economy already. Burning up the printing presses churning out useless pieces of paper to fool the masses is the same damn thing, it only takes a little longer and prolongs the misery. Just get it over with and allow us to find local solutions to working with each other, you miserable manipulators.

And just stop with the "election" pretense. Declare your damn martial law and end the miserable sham that the rest of the world considers a sick joke. Obama's been a godsend to banksters, corporations and fucking Israel and we all know he'll be installed again so why bother wasting everybody's time? The rethug primaries have been very public, nauseating travesties and nothing matters anyway because electronic voting machines are totally corrupted. Don't be smug about it and think it's your private little secret, you scum. You've stolen it all and you might as well come clean and not waste your time and our money pretending otherwise.