October 23, 4004 BC
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Archbishop calculates biblical begets to pinpoint exact moment of creation
"He was a prolific scholar, who most famously published a chronology that purported to establish the time and date of the creation as the night preceding Sunday, 23 October 4004 BC, according to the proleptic Julian calendar."
stop laughing
related - Did Google Street View Find God Above a Swiss Lake?
"Who are those blurry, possibly robed figures hovering above a lake in Quarten, Switzerland, visible on Google Street View? Is it something on the camera lens? Or is it maybe… God and His only begotten Son? And who’s to say that God isn’t “something on the lens,” in some kind of a cosmic, metaphysical sense?"
more probably Maleficent and Sleeping Beauty
Archbishop calculates biblical begets to pinpoint exact moment of creation
"He was a prolific scholar, who most famously published a chronology that purported to establish the time and date of the creation as the night preceding Sunday, 23 October 4004 BC, according to the proleptic Julian calendar."
stop laughingrelated - Did Google Street View Find God Above a Swiss Lake?
"Who are those blurry, possibly robed figures hovering above a lake in Quarten, Switzerland, visible on Google Street View? Is it something on the camera lens? Or is it maybe… God and His only begotten Son? And who’s to say that God isn’t “something on the lens,” in some kind of a cosmic, metaphysical sense?"
more probably Maleficent and Sleeping Beauty
posted by nolocontendere at 3:47 PM
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Or...the 'white' Pope on skis and the 'black' Pope about to push him!
Haha, it is Switzerland!
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