How The Foxified Ignorants Share Yuks

Just got this email from a neighbor of mine. He's in his 80s and a really nice fellow, a WW2 veteran and an intelligent, responsible man.

But for people who don't know, wingnuts, especially older people with limited computer abilities, constantly exchange stuff like this. It seems that copying emails is one of the easy first things they learn to do and then basically that's all they do. I've gotten a ton of this material over the years. Most of it has the admonition to "pass this on" and then it's forwarded to everybody in the address book.


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It's all coming together.........why they get suicidal..

Everyone seems to be wondering why Muslim terrorists are so quick to commit suicide. Let's see now... No Jesus, No Christmas, No television, No cheerleaders, No Nude Women, No car races, No football, No soccer, No pork BBQ, No hot dogs, No burgers, No chocolate chip cookies, No lobster, No nachos, No Beer nuts, No alcohol, No Beer !!!!!!!! Rags for clothes and towels for hats. Constant wailing from the guy next-door because he's sick and there are no doctors. Constant wailing from the guy in the tower. On your knees facing east most of the day. More than one wife. You can't shave. Your wives can't shave.. You can't shower to wash off the smell of donkey cooked over burning camel dung. Your bride is picked by someone else. She smells just like your donkey. Then they tell you that when you die it all gets better! I mean, really, is there a mystery here?

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So I sent him this

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