Corporate Media Now In Balls To The Wall Mindfuck

That fat fingered cause of the stock market collapse

"This theory would be easily laughed away if it weren’t plastered all over our main stream media."

Shoe bombers, crotchbombers and the Times Square fizzlebomber

All meant to further the fascist agenda.

Gulf Oil 'SPILL' - What A Lie

"Spill? The corporate media continues to call the volcano of continuous gushing oil, in the Gulf, a spill. How insulting. A volcano that shoots out a million gallons of crude oil a week is hardly a spill."

I said the same thing several days ago. There's been a massive effort to minimize this mega disaster, using innocuous language and a nothing-to-see-here-move-along attitude. Don't worry, solution is at hand.

Internet connection in this area has been supremely ugly the last several days. I use the term "connection" in jest actually. I signed a contract last year with Alltel which was immediately gobbled up by Verizon, at which time the service went steadily downhill.

Here's a screenshot of my statistics this morning:


Basically flatlined. So I had to travel 50 miles to the nearest Communications Insult office to talk with the drones. Apparently they had a massive failure that they weren't about to elaborate on, but at least it seems to be working better now.
I say this because I listened to the radio during work slave commute hours, strangely illuminating to me in some perverse manner.
Around 9, ABC "news" came on with their chirpy, always positive, chamber of commerce messages starring Karen Chase. She introduced some guy who went on to exhort people to to be optimistic and go buy a house.
I swear, this was the guy who began talking: