Reverend Ted Loves The Trouser Snakes

is that a woody little fella?

Disgraced pastor faces more gay sex accusations

"Disgraced evangelical leader Ted Haggard's former church disclosed Friday that the gay sex scandal that caused his downfall extends to a young male church volunteer who reported having a sexual relationship with Haggard - a revelation that comes as Haggard tries to repair his public image.
Brady Boyd, who succeeded Haggard as senior pastor of the 10,000-member New Life Church in Colorado Springs, told The Associated Press that the man came forward to church officials in late 2006 shortly after a Denver male prostitute claimed to have had a three-year cash-for-sex relationship with Haggard.
Boyd said an "overwhelming pool of evidence" pointed to an "inappropriate, consensual sexual relationship" that "went on for a long period of time ... it wasn't a one-time act."

This bewildered dude hasn't got a prayer in trying to get his former xtian mojo working. The one thing that will save this man's ass is to drop the pretense and declare openly that he indeed loves the wrinklebeast, he can't get through his day without some zipper ripper, and so what?

If he renounced his phony xtian past and stood up straight and embraced his man-love, he'd redeem himself fully; if he went ahead and exposed xtian hypocrisy while proudly affirming his jones for junk he'd become a cult figure.