Wish You Were Here, Loser
Website Lets You Send a Post-Rapture E-Mail to Friends 'Left Behind'
"If millions of Christians suddenly disappear from the face of the Earth as the opening act for Armageddon, Threat Level thinks most nonbelievers will be too busy freaking the hell out to check their e-mail. But if they do log in, now they can be treated to some post-Rapture needling from their missing friends and loved ones, courtesy of web startup YouveBeenLeftBehind.com.
For just $40 a year, believers can arrange for up to 62 people to get a final message exactly six days after the Rapture, that day when -- according to Christian end times dogma -- Christians will be swept up to heaven, while doubters are left behind to suffer seven years of Tribulation under a global government headed by the Antichrist."
Too late, we already have the Cheney presidency.
posted by nolocontendere at 12:06 AM
3 Comments:
mr. n says "amen brother". and i will be charging $140 to tell you which people are gonna be taken. it's a new website telling you if you're christian enough. it's called: ruchristianenufftoberapturized. hallelujah.
Speaking as one who will definitely be among the left-behind, I don't want to spend a minute of my remaining 7 years reading anything by those goddamned self-righteous goody-two-shoes who get sucked up into heaven.
We may only have 7 years left at that point, but they'll be 7 good ones without those smug sourpusses around.
I damned near choked on my chicken fingers laughing as I was reading the linked story.
Haha, I already know the answer to that in my case, noiin. And abi, let's petition the smug ones to be christian enough to give away all their earthly posessions before they go poof.
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