Bush Gives Up Warmongering 'In Solidarity' With Families Of Soldiers

Just kidding.

Bush Says He's Not A Golfer In Wartime

"President Bush said yesterday that he gave up golfing in 2003 "in solidarity" with the families of soldiers who were dying in Iraq, concluding that it was "just not worth it anymore" to play the sport in a time of war.
"I don't want some mom whose son may have recently died to see the commander in chief playing golf," Bush said in a White House interview with the Politico. "I feel I owe it to the families to be as -- to be in solidarity as best as I can with them. And I think playing golf during a war just sends the wrong signal."

Quite the selfless sacrifice. But now he can't go vroom! vroom! and zip around in his special little cart.