Tuesday, March 11, 2008

Shroud Of Turin Accidentally Washed With Red Shirt

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"VATICAN CITY—The Shroud of Turin, an ancient linen cloth believed to bear the image of Christ and considered by many clerics and devotees to be one of the holiest relics of the Christian faith, was inadvertently dyed a light shade of pink after being washed with a red T-shirt, sources reported Tuesday.
The holy antiquity, thought by some to be the very garment Jesus Christ was buried in, was discovered in 1354. Though it has suffered oxidation and fire damage over the centuries, this is the first time that the shroud has been harmed in a laundry-related mishap.
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"We do not want to attempt to use caustic cleaning agents for fear of turning the blessed shroud an unholy bright orange," Lajolo said. "We continue to look to God for divine guidance as to the purity and virtue of using a color-safe bleach."

3 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

You do know the Onion is fake news, right?

11/3/08 2:47 PM  
Blogger patootie said...

Fake? Get out.

11/3/08 4:52 PM  
Blogger nolocontendere said...

Pat, you dork, there's no such thing as the Vatican Laundry, they always send it out to Absolution Solutions with the rest of the vestments.

11/3/08 5:06 PM  

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