Angry Latin Americans Burn Bush, Leave His Effigy Alone

By Don Davis

"In what figures to be a serious blow to President Bush’s Latin American tour, an angry mob of Latin American protestors today burned the real Bush, leaving his effigy entirely intact.
As one of the protestors said, “if we wanted to merely send a message; we’d use Western Union. Besides, we’re much too poor to waste our effigies on gringo scum like Bush.”
The protestors’ chief complaint, of course, was what they perceived to be the Administration’s imperialistic and militaristic policies. However, one protester said he was most threatened by “Bush’s pigeon-Spanish,” explaining that he didn’t want his native tongue butchered the way Bush mangles English.”
The incident occurred in Brazil, where the local populaton was able to showcase their newfound conversion to ethanol-based fuels, which were used for the Presidential pyre instead of old-fashioned fossil fuels.
However, Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez, engaged in a similar anti-Bush rally in Argentina, asserted that despite the use of sugar ethanol, the burnt Bush still smelled like sulphur."



Actually, after a quickie visit to Guatemala where 5000 special forces had to protect his ass, the Deciderer-not-a-Dividerer elicited more healing with the final stop in his bloated, rolling disaster:

"MEXICO CITY – Hundreds of demonstrators marched to the U.S. Embassy in Mexico City on Tuesday attacking riot police with concrete blocks, metal bars and firecrackers and tearing down barricades to protest the visit of U.S. President George W. Bush.
Mexican police responded with tear gas, pepper spray, and baton charges, throwing back rocks and clubbing demonstrators down.
Several protesters were arrested or injured, one with blood pouring out his head.
The demonstrators burned U.S. flags and waved banners with slogans against the U.S. president such as one which said “Bush you are not welcome in Mexico. Go to Hell.”

Coming soon - pictures of Mayan priests purifying contaminated holy ground.